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The Cousteau

While banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like Jacques Cousteau the deep sea diver.
Homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled The Cousteau on the girl. He grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. It didn't take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.
by Slack73 June 13, 2016
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The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.
by jbomb108 November 3, 2009
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The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.
the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.
by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008
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