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The Cousteau

While banging a girl doggy, you shove her head under the water until she starts blowing air bubbles like Jacques Cousteau the deep sea diver.
Homie was banging this chick in the pool the other night, and suddenly out of nowhere he pulled The Cousteau on the girl. He grabbed the back of her hair and shoved her underwater. It didn't take long until she was blowing bubbles like a deep sea diver.
The Cousteau by Slack73 June 13, 2016
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The Jacques Cousteau 

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.
The Jacques Cousteau by jbomb108 November 3, 2009

The Jacques Cousteau 

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.
the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026