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The Couch effect 

falling in love: as you become closer and have more feelings for them, you sit closer and closer to them on the couch/chesterfeild.
the end result being that the pair sit in the middle of the couch
jim and jill meet: they sit on opposite ends of the couch at a party

jim and jill begin to like each other: they move in a bit closer( the couch effect starts working)

jim and jill fall in love: they sit in the middle of the couch (the couch affect in full swing)
The Couch effect by cyanide hearts December 16, 2008
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The New Coach Effect 

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.
A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.