The Coof

The Coronavirus

That guy didnt wear his mask, and now he has the Coof

by That guy 191117 August 19, 2020

coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021

Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

Coofing

The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.

Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.

by Mellman69 December 10, 2017

coof

the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons

the coofer made the pidgeon coof

by uzo9 May 10, 2008

coof

To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.

Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!

by Cakes2 July 30, 2006

Coof

Cute Big floof.

Awwww look at that Coof!! I want ittt!

by LittleDittle December 22, 2018