When a female sexual partner "squirts" on your Persian rug. In reference to The Big Lebowski and the Chinaman urinating on the rug that pulled the room together.
"Dude, why is your rug wet?"
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.