When a female sexual partner "squirts" on your Persian rug. In reference to The Big Lebowski and the Chinaman urinating on the rug that pulled the room together.
"Dude, why is your rug wet?"
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.
"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a betterguac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.