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The Chancla 

The chancla is so deadly it’s the deadliest weapon a Latin mother uses for ass whooping.

Latin kids when they don’t listen get their ass whooping by the chancla, also known as a flip-flop or sandal. Some say that chancla is the Spanish word for flip-flop or sandal.

Ass whooping is so deadly with chanclas.

A girl in my class once brought flip-flops to school and her bully came across her but guess what?

She threw the chancla at her bully.

So, I ran for my life bc after that, she got the chancla again and started chasing after me.
AY, CABRON!!! QUIERES LA CHANCLA???!!?!?
Kid: the chancla?
Latin Mother sets up a ass whooping for the poor Latin kid.
The Chancla by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023
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