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the cap'n 

The supreme ruler of Crunchland.

Also a pirate.
"ARR, YE LANDLUBBERS! Yer money or yer cereal!"
the cap'n by lil billy December 29, 2003
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The Cap'n 

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.
* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.
The Cap'n by The Cap'n December 29, 2003

No kizzy on the cap 

Kevin: Bruh i just took the largest dump ever no kizzy on the cap
Steve: Nah this aint it

Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".
George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."

the no cap gang 

those boys at your school that sceam at each other on their mics playing warzone
I hate the no cap gang, they're so annoying.
the no cap gang by Lord Anforth April 9, 2021

The "No Cap" Movement 

A cult like following. It's members beliefs that all caps are evil, and are mortified by the thought that their cold and crispy mountain dew one had a cop on it. The followers are sexually relieved when the cap is removed, and their sense of discomfort and fear goes away. The followers use their edginess to keep the beverage inside the bottle and to freely run around capless. Truly a unique breed of exceptional individuals.
"no cap, no cap ,no cap" chanted the mob of The "No Cap" Movement as they all ran through the streets without fear that a single drop of their precious dew would spill.

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