the brandon
the brandon by Brandon July 23, 2004
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the brandon
when wearing a button up shirt for work, but the top 3 buttons are left undone so the t-shirt underneath is easily visible.
did you see Lanzo rocking "the brandon"?
Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.
Yeah, you could totally see his t-shirt. What a turd. Looks like he's got bacon neck too.
the brandon by T-Cross October 12, 2011
The Brandon
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
The Brandon by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
The Brandon Potter
The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.
The Brandon Potter by Mootss September 21, 2010
The Brandon Complex
Similar to a God-complex, except only douchebagary ensues. Typically an only child, and often named Brandon(although they do not have to be named such), the subject says things to impress people that are unimpressive, and when called out on such, give you an angry, confused look.
Most are also spoiled, arrogant people who do not see their faults and will not accept the fact that they have faults; thinks everyone/everything is annoying, when in reality said person is the annoying one. Most friends are facades and utter insults behind the person's back, for good reasons too.
They also do not know how to properly talk with women, and will turn down women for idiotic reasons such as bad grades, or any lack of common sense. Stay away from anyone who has this complex, for only a failed friendship and your anger will follow.
Most are also spoiled, arrogant people who do not see their faults and will not accept the fact that they have faults; thinks everyone/everything is annoying, when in reality said person is the annoying one. Most friends are facades and utter insults behind the person's back, for good reasons too.
They also do not know how to properly talk with women, and will turn down women for idiotic reasons such as bad grades, or any lack of common sense. Stay away from anyone who has this complex, for only a failed friendship and your anger will follow.
Brandon, flexing; "Hey dude, I'm flexing. Aren't my muscles impeccable?"
Friend 1: "That's really unimpressive, especially since you are flexing. Why do you exist?"
Friend 2: "Indubitably; leave my premises immediately."
Friend 1: "What a classic example of The Brandon Complex."
Friend 1: "That's really unimpressive, especially since you are flexing. Why do you exist?"
Friend 2: "Indubitably; leave my premises immediately."
Friend 1: "What a classic example of The Brandon Complex."
The Brandon Complex by MTBTrizz January 28, 2010
The Brandon Special
When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
The Brandon Special by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
The Brandon Effect
The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship
Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves
Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect
The Brandon Effect by R3ZIT June 30, 2023