The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk
A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.
If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.
Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!
Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!
Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026
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