The Bernardi 

When the male partner sticks his finger in the females ass and swirls it around!!

so there i was doing her from behind and i gave her the bernardi!

The Bernardi by dick withers March 4, 2009

The saint bernard 

When a woman goes down on you, and you blow your load in her mouth without warning. When she gets the suprise ejaculation and puts her head down and she starts shaking it back and forth as the cum is running out the sides of her mouth like a slobbery saint bernard.

Since she didn't give the dog a bath last night like she promised. I'm giving her The Saint Bernard tonight.

The saint bernard by Dusty3183 September 20, 2011

bernard the bear 

So big he is like a person but so fluffy everyone loves him. He is the beloved best friend of many and is the height of a wild Abby. He may take up the whole bed, but who cares bernard is worth it!

"Whoa, that Bear is the height of Abby"
"Must be Bernard the bear"

bernard the bear by Haley_ April 2, 2014

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard 

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009