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The Bee Cult 

The Bee Cult is a secret society relying on the Queen of the Bees and her Prophets. To be initiated you must do a test given by the Prophets. It might be odd to have a Queen since democracy’s newfound fame but is needed for the stability of The Bees. The Bee Prophets bless a jar of honey for the initiationprocess. The levels of the Bee cult in order is Acolyte, Forager, Organizer, Nurse, Architect, and Prophets under the Queen. A Queen candidate is any of the members, unincluding Acolyte, where a test is made regarding the members Leadership qualities The member who places the best will be chosen as Queen while the others choose to work beside the Queen as advisers or become Missionaries. The values of the Bee Cult is Hard Work, Community, Organization, and Loyalty to The Bees. There is only one thing we disprove of, which is The Birds. We dislike of their peace loving nature, since every once in awhile The War must be initiated and they blame us. The Birds never fight back in the wars, but show extreme discrimination to our members. We mourn but respect the wishes of our people who die. On a different note there is traditional dance moves used as a language for the Bee Cult, and can be used to communicate on a personal level once shown. Some of the things that can get you kicked out: Disloyalty to the Bees, Harming each other, Not respecting our values, or disrespecting our way of life. The Last thing that our Bee Cult wants is Inequality
Girl: So I heard the Bee Cult is recruiting since the massacre in the last war?
Guy: Yes, the sneak attacks by the other cults are getting worse everyday.

Girl: I had a friend in the Bee Cult and I wanted to see how the condition was.
Guy: Sure, we’ll initiate you in later to help, we’ll gladly accept any assistance.

Random Person: What happened? Bee Cult? War?
Guy: You don’t need to know, you shouldn’t try to find out either, The Bees are neutral and won’t protect you from the Frogs or Flies.

Girl: Without a recommendation you can’t join but if your curious you can seek out the Birds.
Random Person: The Birds?
Guy: The Bird Cult is all accepting, but their knowledge is skewed. Why did you tell him to go to the birds?
Girl: I thought it was the best action!
Guy: You know how the Birds are, Plus I feel something off about them.

Random Person: What?! What are you people even talking about?! You’re all crazy and I’m outta here!
(Random Person runs away)

Guy: See what you’ve done, It’s never good to talk about this out in the open.
Girl: How was I to know he’d show up! We’re in the middle of the forest.

Guy: It’s fine, he’ll bug off if he knows what’s good for him.
Girl: If he doesn’t?
Guy: It won’t matter since no one will believe him, accept maybe the Birds.
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider

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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
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Gayborhood 

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