bad things

The act of doing bad things refers to the smoking and inhaling of marijuana.
"It's fun to do bad things"
- Latarian Milton
by LatarianMilton April 24, 2009
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The Bad Thing

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.
John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened
by shhh566556 February 15, 2009
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Do a bad thing

Hold on man I got do a bad thing.
by frick11 February 24, 2010
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do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s
line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"
by Noxema-Tapioca March 07, 2009
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Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀
by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023
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