The Bacon Tuxedo

The Bacon Tuxedo is like the joke The Aristocrats in that it is the grossest, nastiest sexual deviance imaginable at the time it is dispelled. It is not so much one sexual position as it is many with some sort of a wild story behind it and a bit of pizazz. It is up to the story teller just what positions and fluids are involved in the act so long as it is improvised and original. The teller begins by stating "I was giving this girl The Bacon Tuxedo the other night". This will usually be followed by someone asking, "What is The Bacon Tuxedo?" Then you follow with your version and end with, "and that my friend is The Bacon Tuxedo."

I was with this crazy slut the other night named Cindy. We went to her place and started going at it pretty hard. She did not waste anytime before she was behind me giving me a Rusty Trombone. After a few minutes of that I threw Cindy to the floor as I was in the mood for a Cincinnati Bowtie, but not before I Tea Bagged her for a bit. Being in the position I was in I couldn't help but think it would be a good time for a Cleveland Steamer so I let loose whilst giving her downstairs a bit of a Golden Shower. Then it was obviously time for a Chili Dog. I gave the sweet girl a Dirty Sanchez soon after pulling my cock out of her shit covered breasts. This is when her roommate, Stacy, comes out and says "Hey, what's all the commotion?" and begins laughing her ass off when she sees Cindy's upper lip. Stacy then decides she's going to strap on a giant black dildo they have aptly named, Apollo Creed. I rub my hands together thinking Cindy is in for it, but before I know it I am taking it in the ass from Apollo and giving it to Cindy doggy style. I then decided it was time for a Houdini. I spit on Cindy's back and to her surprise as she turned around I blew my spunk in her eye. I hadn't meant to cum in her eye, but I figured at this point I should just kick her in the shin completing an Angry Pirate". I later Donkey Punched Stacy and got her to do the Angry Dragon the next morning. And that my friends is The Bacon Tuxedo.

The Bacon Tuxedo by Dirtbag and Dinosaur Balls October 20, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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