The Babcock 

An absolutely overpowered individual that simply cannot be defeated. Has an undying desire to overcome everyone and everything in-front of their own eyes. An ability to ignore pain and hawk down anyone and everyone in sight. Feeds off the pain and failure of others and will fight until blood is shed. Personal objects of The Babcock are said to be sacred and indestructible; everlasting through the ages of time itself. As close to God as humanly possible, if human at all.

Hey man, did you see The Babcock at the last meet? He broke two records and came in first for all four of his events! The dude is a God!

The Babcock by Mr. DeSantis April 15, 2014

The Babcockis Paradox 

In probability theory, the Babcockis Paradox, or the Babcockis Effect, concerns the probability that, in a set of

n randomly chosen people in a group text of numbers one does not recognize, some set of at least 3 of them are Babcockis.

[phone]: Man, who are those obnoxious guys ruining this text?
[phone]: I am Babcockis.
[phone]: I, too, am Babcockis!
[phone]: I am Chris Burke, and therefor not Babcockis. I stood a high probabilistic chance of being Babcockis. The Babcockis Paradox states as much.
[phone]: Fuck you it's Babcockis
Trey: Hey yalllll!

The Babcockis Paradox by Youaaaeedduknowatizz June 12, 2017