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The Best Day Ever 

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The Best Day Ever is both the greatest yet most annoying song ever made by Tom Kenny, Spongebob Squarepants voice actor.

The ear-raping tune was made for the Spongebob Squarepants movie (The first one). It was also used in a episode with the annoying little yellow asshole singing the song while riding a huge Krabby Patty.
Person 1: What song so you wanna hear?

Person 2: The Best Day Ever by Spongebob Squarepants.

Person 1: Da faq you say bitch?
The Best Day Ever by Send Cat Pics February 12, 2018
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The Best Day Ever 

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The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.
Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!
The Best Day Ever by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019
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NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY 

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Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.
Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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fogey 

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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
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Jarlic 

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Minced garlic in a jar
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
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