The Best Day Ever

The Best Day Ever is both the greatest yet most annoying song ever made by Tom Kenny, Spongebob Squarepants voice actor.

The ear-raping tune was made for the Spongebob Squarepants movie (The first one). It was also used in a episode with the annoying little yellow asshole singing the song while riding a huge Krabby Patty.

Person 1: What song so you wanna hear?

Person 2: The Best Day Ever by Spongebob Squarepants.

Person 1: Da faq you say bitch?

The Best Day Ever by Send Cat Pics February 12, 2018

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The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

The Best Day Ever by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

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NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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