When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.
The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders
David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."
David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."
by Sameeh January 12, 2010
A word close to cool and stellar. An awesome blossom is an awesome moment in time where it is past and over cool and stellar. Everything is right when awesome blossom applys.
I just got an A+ on my math test. I just won the lottery. My girlfriend is not pregnant. AWESOME BLOSSOM!
by baplebory May 25, 2009
The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?
Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008
by Jaye Cabusi May 20, 2005
by Ginger Bear August 04, 2009
When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.
Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.
by Jmoney4376800 July 28, 2008
by THINGS NOT TO SAY April 03, 2010