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The Assthority 

Pn. A very large and famous circus of gay larpers founded by the kiketel family. Since its creation it has been split into many branches (i.e. Cryzecian Authority, Vantessan Authority, ect.) so now the original now has to call itself the Keitelist Authority to distinguish itself.
Someone: you hear the Assthority got nuked again?

Me: 🥳
The Assthority by MistressChing February 14, 2023
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The Authority 

"The Authority", also known as "Die Autorität", is a discord mock government monarchist (Former Fascist) server founded by "Wilhelm Keitel".

The flag of Die Autorität is a German Reich (Black-White-Red) flag with an eagle in the middle of the flag.

The Authority's largest family is the Keitel family, the family consists of usernames with the surname "Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel and Red Keitel.

Most of the family members often use the Gothic Font as their username font.
Some Person: What's up with them?
Erwin: Oh they are just The Authority, just a bunch of Bastards that follows Keitelism.
Jovian: I thought they became better after some things that happened, I don't know.
The Authority by Jovian123 January 13, 2021

The Authority | Die Authorität 

The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism and The Authority Heil Keitel!

The Authority | Die Authorität is a historical government that is lead by the Keitel family and the Authority is the most powerful nation on discord with the most powerful military ever.

Testing The Authority

A saying to describe a member trying to get a rise out of a staff member. This is a common saying for either Discord Admins or admins on any other platform.
Some dude in a discord server I am in posted a meme in general chat and was banned because he was testing the authority of the admins.
Testing The Authority by xx_memes_xx September 20, 2022

Jackie didn't have the Authority 

Jackie Weaver

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian.com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds
Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting.

Jackie didn't have the Authority 

Jackie Weaver – if you recall the dialogue from the jaw-droppingly chaotic parish council meeting – had “no authority” to remove councillors from the meeting. “No authority at all.”
theguardian com/society/2022/mar/29/jackie-weaver-had-no-authority-after-all-investigation-finds
Jackie didn't have the authority to kick them out of the meeting

the great diamond authority

The four main, most important gems of the TV series Steven Universe, consisting of White Diamond, Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, and Pink Diamond.
You seriously don't know about the Great Diamond Authority?
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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