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The Aquaman 

When a man engages in sexual activity in the shower and semen covers his or her toes causing the toes to appear webbed like Aquaman.
My girl is gonna be a good swimmer now that I gave her the Aquaman!!

angry pirate,blowjob,facial,money shot,skeetaquaman,semen
The Aquaman by A.Aviles October 22, 2012
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The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist. See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

The Alaskan Aquaman 

The Alaskan Aquaman is spontaneous sexual manoeuvre involving a gender orientation male figure who is receiving a BJ from a special acquaintance whilst in the shower. Before ejauclation the receiver of the BJ must state “I am the protecter of the deep” and proceed to slam his trident into the shower tile floor simultaneously. The Male receiving the Slurp must ensure he has all correct attire on to be qualified as an Alaskan Aquaman.

Equipment needed- Oxygen tank, Snorkel and scuba googles, a handcrafted Atlantis trident and a used pair of flippers, shower. Optional (a stone weight belt)
“Hey Brett I just purchased new snorkeling equipment want to give me the Alaskan Aquaman”

The Aqua-man 

The act of fingering a woman's vagina so well, that their cum drips down your whole arm to your elbow. Then your other hand grabs your arm, as it is dripping wet with cum, and you then say " I am AQUAMAN!"

As seen on 40 year old virgin, except he had a condom over his arm.
Sean was telling me how he busted The Aqua-man on the girl he liked.
The Aqua-man by Daddy-Diaz February 2, 2010
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