the amanda show 

a hilarious show that used to be aired on nickelodeon starring amanda bynes. it was my favorite show before it was canceled. on the amanda show they basically did spoofs and skits, like pass the skunk, the literals, moodys point (soap opera spoof about a girl who lives with her dad who is missing a toe, because her mother is lost in a hot air balloon), a hillbilly moment, totally kyle, the simians, and judge trudy. they also have the dancing lobsters, people in lobster suits that waltz in and start dancing every time amanda says "bring in the dancing lobsters." and lets not forget penelope, amandas biggest fan. she always says "please" after every sentence. drake bell and josh peck were also on the show, drake in a hillbilly moment, totally kyle, and other skits. josh was mr oldman, on judge trudy, and also in other skits.

person 1:today i was watching the amanda show. have you seen so you wanna win five dollars?
person 2:yeah! i love that skit!

the amanda show by cfdxszjknnnnndrtijojfhtydgxfhh July 16, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012