The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)

Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.

The Alver’s Special by Mill Boy May 26, 2021

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