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The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."
"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"
by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019
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