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The Aids 

An old school term used to describe the condition AIDS. now generally has the ''the'' prefixing the term removed, in favour of simply ''AIDS''.

Not to be confused with:
The Visual Aids
The Audio Aids
''God damn, Alex screwed that skanky chick the other night and he think he's caught a mean dose of The Aids''.

''Don't share those needles... don't want to catch The Aids''
The Aids by metal meltdown June 1, 2006
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"The Aids" 

A potentially fatal form of word vomit that involves accidentally making up terms and sounding like a complete idiot in front of large masses of people. The first known case of The Aids was of the Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 who made a fool of herself answering a question on national television. Also using the word "the" before countries and other historical terms will increase the level of The Aids a person suffers from. This is in no way less of a epidemic than the STD however there are still ways to slow the effects and make them less noticeable. The Aids is most commonly found in teenagers that are viewed to be very funny but do not have much else going for them.
The Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 suffered from "The Aids" when she responded to the question, "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
"The Aids" by Patient 0 February 25, 2009

the AIDS man 

a man goin around georgia and new york givin males and females HIV AIDS on purpose to "teach them a lesson" as he says on his famous you tube video. he says he wants 2 teach all the hood rats a lesson about wearin a condom when dey have sex.
"did you guys here, the aids man is back!"
"i just saw his video yesterday"
the AIDS man by reyreyhrezyre June 3, 2008

the aids virus 

1. A really inappropriate and funny way to inform someone that they tested HIV positive.

2. Can also be used to identify known carriers.
1. Well Jeff, I'm sorry, but you've got the AIDS virus.

2. You better wash that spoon, Gina has the AIDS virus.
the aids virus by J.R. Jones February 14, 2008

sonic gave sally the aids 

OK your at a party and you see this very loud prepy hot girl thats very drunk and she is getting hit on by this wanna be gantsa white guy thats drunk as well. They hook up and she gets pregnet and he is never seen again in tell next like 3-4 months and he is doing the samething down the street at another party.
Quin-Damn it taylor shut up!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!

Aids the documentary 

Aids the documentary is a documentray made by 4 school boys that i found on youtube.
guy 1 "Aids the documentary is cool"
guy 2 "i know right"

Aids the documentary 

Aids the documentary is a movie made by kids that i like!
guy 1 "Aids the documentary is cool"
guy 2 "cool"
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