The "Jessica"

A Jessica is that partner you try to break up with over & over & over but you just can't shake 'em. You don't want to push back too hard because, well, she be CRAZY AF!

"I thought Jeff was single again, but the "Jessica" answered his phone & said he can't come.out with his boys.

The "Jessica" by Thewritegirl November 17, 2023

THE JESSICA EFFECT 

The Jessica effect (aka the jessica curse) in 21st century times has been defined as, (Someone, Jessica) spontaneously twerking into someone’s life. Leaving said person, with not a single thought other than… “I NEED THERAPY!”

OH GOD NOOOOO.. THE JESSICA EFFECT!!! *dials hotline*

THE JESSICA EFFECT by SaltySeaBass September 13, 2023

The Jessica Alba 

Fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of semen and having her recite lines from the Fantastic Four comics.

Eddie: "I gave my girl a Jessica Alba last night."
Tom: "How'd she like it?"
Eddie: "I dunno man, she just kept screamin' "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'm definitely switchin' to molasses."

The Jessica Alba by Daniel Eastman April 23, 2005

the jessica effect 

When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.

Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?

the jessica effect by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016

jessica the oof Queen

Jessica is the Oof Queen , she is like any other girl except she has a nickname called the oof Queen .

Oof oof oof :)

Oh my oof , looks its Jessica the Oof Queen!

jessica the oof Queen by Oof Queen December 3, 2018

Jessica the coolest 

Jessica the coolest is the third one in the group that had the big ass forehead and big ass sky scraper teeth.

Jessica the coolest

Jessica the coolest by Urba dictionary June 11, 2020

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts 

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025