A game usually played at high school dances, who's objection is to make out with at least one person from every grade, including your own. Another variation of the game is that, in order to win, you count each person you make out with by points. Someone in your own grade, for example, could rank as lower points than someone in the senior grades. The person with the most points win.

N. The unusual situation of soiling three different pair of underpants in the same day.

When you have a joint,Blunt,Bong,vaporizer one after another

After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.

Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.

Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.

Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.