by BSUTurnip April 28, 2011
When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
by Joshictionary September 19, 2018
Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"
by Grzmit February 19, 2021
A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.
by Fionafiasco May 10, 2008
A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
by smartin September 4, 2006
by Texas Cowboy March 23, 2005
"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
by caitlin12345 January 7, 2008