A satirical news paper written and produced at and about Ball State University.
Person 1: Hey are you reading the Daily News?

Person 2: Hell no. I'm reading The Turnip.
by BSUTurnip April 28, 2011
When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
by Joshictionary September 19, 2018
A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid.
"You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."
by Fionafiasco May 10, 2008
Turniping is when you are really cute and adorable (and sometimes clumsy), and everyone loves you.
Person 1: "Hey she was turniping earlier"
Person 2: "aww that must have been cute af haha"
Person 1: "It was"
by Grzmit February 19, 2021
A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

or

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"

When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
Wow, what a stupid thing to say. You are about as bright as a turnip.
by smartin September 4, 2006
alcohol.
see also "turniped," meaning drunk.
"You are not driving, you have had waay to many turnips."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
by caitlin12345 January 7, 2008
a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma
Terri Schiavo, the brain-dead FL woman, was a turnip used for political advantage.
by Texas Cowboy March 23, 2005