To 'turnip'
The act of turnipping is lying face down, with both arms stretched together at a point infront of you whilst having your legs bent beneath you giving a 'turnip like' shape.
The act of turnipping is lying face down, with both arms stretched together at a point infront of you whilst having your legs bent beneath you giving a 'turnip like' shape.
by StarfishJ September 25, 2010
Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.
From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.
by s%mebody March 21, 2012
have you ever seen `underbelly` ? - its totally turnip.
thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at
thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at
by merk hunter May 4, 2008
Referring to a female dog's private parts.
by Phil July 29, 2003
"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"
by Guava Squirrel January 7, 2014
Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.
Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?
Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells
by Skiters April 1, 2011
by The Turnipator June 16, 2010