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on stone
On Stone
On Stone by Droodboygucci January 7, 2011
on stone
When you are merching/putting something on something. When someone says on stone, you know it's serious. It's something not to be played with or taken lightly, by any means.
on stone by Tyrone Lashaundra April 30, 2025
Heart of Stone on the Rock
The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.
Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
Heart of Stone on the Rock by Persil May 30, 2006
Never put a stone on the table.
Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
Never put a stone on the table. by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
Stone Wall on Steroids
It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.
Stone Wall on Steroids by deuniqued February 1, 2017
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