a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black
ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black
by white0girl087 July 6, 2006
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A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.
I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.
by bjmike November 28, 2012
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Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..
That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !
by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003
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The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.
Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.
by jps123456 June 2, 2011
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.
Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
by adfsafewqg February 20, 2008
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This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.
We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.
by memphis sex fun March 14, 2009
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the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver
We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey
by Wacker of Whales June 14, 2010
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