spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
by calven March 22, 2003
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the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.
by andersonland.org June 21, 2004
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)
Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night
by ridetherockittt November 08, 2007
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a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black
ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black
by white0girl087 July 06, 2006
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Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..
That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !
by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003
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A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.
by Instigator October 21, 2004
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Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.
I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.
by MixingEggs June 07, 2018
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