Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 3, 2016

SHIV

COMMON TYPO ON PHONE AND MIS-PRONOUCAINTION OF SHIT

FREQUETLY SAID WHEN THE BAND

propa kickin super rad is what we aim for
see groupies at pizza hut!

ah SHIV i just saw banji

by pisserpisser May 2, 2007

SHIV

a warm lovely Irish woman with a bad temper

she's a lovely Shiv

by Shiv Q June 10, 2005

Shiv

To be afraid of; to shiver with fear

I am not afraid of you. I don't shiv.

by The Notorious R.O.D June 26, 2004

shiv

According to the power that is the T9 mobile phone dictionary, the definition of shiv must be, "Of less than acceptable quality"

That car is a pile of shiv

by moleymole September 6, 2006

shiv

(noun)

an internet douche everybody loves

He's not a troll, he's a shiv.

by iamfroggy August 24, 2008

shiv

another way of saying 'shit' in a more pleasant and more polite manner. also another word t9 will spell when typing in shit.

"shiv chubi, you hella scared me."

by Taylor Kayfes June 14, 2008