farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 12, 2017

Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018

boney purse

A skinny girl's vagina.

That thin girl Jane has a boney purse

by Eddie1231234 March 11, 2011

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

shepherd's purse

Very hairy vagina

Donny has always loved hairy girls. Now that he's with Annabel, he gets to go home to her Shepherd's Purse every night.

by CrprtMpstr September 27, 2018

saki purse

Asian vagina

I'm gonna get bits saki purse tonight J. I can smell that sweet tuna on my lips

by feckin December 11, 2015