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The little purse that teenage girls carry around with them at school for a few days about once a month. They act like it's just a fashion accessory or something.

They are on their period. It is clearly used for holding tampons.
Kyle: "Aww yeah, here come the girls."

Shang: "Heck yea-wait, what the actuall hell is that thing she's carrying?"

Kyle: "It's the purse."

Shang: "OH SHIT, HORMONES AHOY!"
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by Professor Kukui April 15, 2018
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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