Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces
The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
by anonymous September 14, 2020

by Josh August 03, 2003

a fucking idiot that makes up words
by Anonymous August 12, 2003

What Hillary Clinton is NOT.
I believed all the polls but after this election Hillary is still not The President. I heard her screaming all the way out here in Hawaii.
by dibula August 01, 2020

Timothy: wow, did you see The President? He is such a retard! Timothot: No, he is the definition of a retard.
by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018

by Lili's film May 18, 2020

Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.
George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.
by FVZA May 26, 2006
