A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.
by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022
by yeaididthat December 7, 2019
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”
booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin August 1, 2023
Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”
by -Not a piss shit monkey September 22, 2022
An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 23, 2021
by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina February 26, 2011