shanky monkey 

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

shanky monkey by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

Shank Monkey 

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

Shank Monkey by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

blue scanky scandinavan monkey 

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.

Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.

blue scanky scandinavan monkey by Tina September 1, 2003