Urban Dictionary: The Monkey

the monkey

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.

Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"

by PoomPlex October 17, 2007

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the monkey

a 10 or face card in blackjack

The 10 and the face card is the monkey.

Must be said with cheesy chinese accent

by Slippery Pete December 30, 2004

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The Monkey

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.

The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

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The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

by Gaymur September 23, 2019

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The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.