monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

monkeys

Species linked closely to humanity. Left humans behind and moved to space. Earth monkeys still exist on earth because they are evil and were also left behind.. Earth monkeys want to kill us... Space monkeys will be our salvation

The Monkeys Are Coming

by Nickfromstrood August 26, 2006

monkey

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

by sharmasaab21 June 30, 2013

Monkey

A black man

"If I catch that monkey with my daughter again I'll blow his head off"

by DonkeyDick420 February 27, 2019

Monkeys

Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!

The monkeys are coming.

by Bob the Impaler March 11, 2003

Monkey

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

Stop monkeying around with that!

by monkiki February 25, 2005

Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.

Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"

by mamaO February 7, 2010