Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011
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1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.
My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs
by Moose McEvil December 6, 2005
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Hella fire marijuana. Frequently used by the one and only Snopp Dogg aka Your Host wit The Most aka Finding Nemo aka Nemo Hoes.
by giulianul April 10, 2022
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Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.
Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?
by Genuine April 26, 2005
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When you get two girls laying on your bed naked put your hands in your pockets ready to shoot. Get one one of the girls to scream "Draw" then simultaneously fingerbang both of them at the same time, while screaming, "bang, bang, bang, die you rotten scoundrels."
I shot those two bitches down, they loved me acting like I was a real Texas john Wayne.
by ArtKerr July 22, 2009
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Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.
Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.
by Will June 5, 2003
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A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.
"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."
by Morrison House February 16, 2008
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