When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
by Buck Fo Jiden November 19, 2021
The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.
Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.
by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020
is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010
When you place a baseball cap over your face and another person blow weed smoke into it. You then suck all the smoke in from within the hat until its all inhaled.
Whenever, Sidney, Jessica, and a sassy gay guy get together a cap comes out and dro goes in for hat tricks all night!
by bigblackmofodadddy April 6, 2009
In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.
Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.
Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.
Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.
by Banangy February 14, 2013
In football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a pass in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation blow job in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. Mustachioed blow jobs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
Keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, Evan had no choice but to complete the Kreiner Hat Trick right there in the end zone.
by CFL4Life November 23, 2010