COOTE - a slang word for big vagina, often used to pay people out
OI YOU!, COOTE HEAD!" or " SHE HAD THE BIGGEST COOTE
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In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"
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Something that is defined as the best there is.
That car is the coot.
by Pauly Wattaz July 2, 2007
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(slang)- of great shock value.

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Commonly used in conjunction with "dang" and "night" for more emotional emphasis.
8 Dollars? Coot night that's like a dollar an hour!

(after taking a shot of liquor) Coooooooooooot dang that hits hard!

Cooooooooooooot night that cop is pulling me over!

Coooooooooot dang my wife wants me to stop drinking and go home.
by Turd_Ferguson_Poops February 28, 2009
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a lady who smells like horseradish and oatmeal. A Russian word orginated by a toothless tramp who couldnt afford tampons.
OMG, do you smell that? Theres definately a coot around.
by Jessicaisfuckingawesome Mary January 6, 2005
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The action of a woman cumming. A man skeets, a woman coots.
"I want you to fuck me 'til I coot."
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