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COOTE

COOTE - a slang word for big vagina, often used to pay people out
OI YOU!, COOTE HEAD!" or " SHE HAD THE BIGGEST COOTE
by terzis28 and I3 Johnny I3 September 25, 2010
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coot coot

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...
by VIRGIL January 28, 2005
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The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.
You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!
by The Original Coot May 27, 2009
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coot

1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
by Pitchfork Ben April 27, 2007
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Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness
Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!
by kierz2 November 12, 2009
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coot

A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.
"That old coot."
by Dark Knight March 29, 2004
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Coot

(slang)- of great shock value.
Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT
Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT...
originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.
Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today."

Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time."

Use of the long "ewe"

Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year."

Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."
by EEFIE January 21, 2009
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