Definitions by Uthar

scooby 

1) Scooby-doo - A amiable dog with near human intelligence and a speech impediment represented on a popular cartoon series aimed towards children (but which older individuals can also enjoy)
2. Scooby snack - A tasty animal treat which inspires courage.

1) "Scooby-doo, where are you?!"
2) "Do you want s scooby snack?"

scooby by Uthar November 26, 2002

The Captain 

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)

The Captain by Uthar November 26, 2002