A theosexualist is a person who believes that the only normal sexuality is that which is expressed by the doctrine of their religion and who insist that their beliefs on sexuality be enforced in civillaw.
She is a theosexualist who actively campaigns to have her religions doctrine on sexuality enshrined in law.
Someone who is sexually attracted to "Tangtang_anime", typically because this person wants to lickTangclean all over, and then fuck him like there's no tomorrow!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.