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thanksgiving feast 

when a girl licks a guy's penis while it is covered in left-over turkey stuffing until he jizzes. The guy then rubs the mixture from his penis onto the girl's boobs and licks it off. If the girl's boobs are colossal enough he sticks her nipple into her mouth and she sucks it off with him. The guy could also stick his penis on her boobs so she will lick/suck off the stuffing from the penis and her own boobs. This can be done with other thanksgiving feast left-overs, but the most popular is stuffing.
Dude, me and this chick from the thanksgiving party did a thanksgiving feast in her mom's kitchen, and i think she actually liked the taste! The suction didn't stop for like 10 minutes strait!
thanksgiving feast by Alattie December 17, 2006
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Prepearing the thanksgiving feast 

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.
Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.

Thanksgiving Fast 

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.
Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.
Thanksgiving Fast by GoldmanC November 28, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012