Thanasi Kokkinakis
A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.
His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.
Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.
He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.
Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.
He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
Thanasi Kokkinakis by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 19, 2023
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