A nice and brilliant guy with the best smile that any boy will be with. Théo is caring, inspiring, honest and hot, giving you warm hugs every time you see each other. Sometimes when you see him, you might get a little rosy-cheeked but he likes that. He gives you a littl bum slap but you love that.
Loving, hot, nice, caring. What would you want more?
I love you Théo
Loving, hot, nice, caring. What would you want more?
I love you Théo
Boy 1: Hey Théo. What’s up?
(Théo hugs and squeezes you lovingly)
Théo: Oh nothing. Getting a little red, I see.
Boy 1: Nah. I get excited every time I see you.
(Théo hugs and squeezes you lovingly)
Théo: Oh nothing. Getting a little red, I see.
Boy 1: Nah. I get excited every time I see you.
by Jelly2175 May 05, 2018
The looks of a British schoolboy but with the size of a cock typically seen on a Clydesdale and the thighs of Hercules.
Intimidating as that may seem, they are incredibly gentle natured and fiercely loyal. If you are ever so fortunate enough to be taken as a lover by one, use a lot of lube.
Intimidating as that may seem, they are incredibly gentle natured and fiercely loyal. If you are ever so fortunate enough to be taken as a lover by one, use a lot of lube.
Shetland Pony: *neighs* “I saw the creases and folds along the pants of a human the other day, had a cock bigger than mine…”
Hackney Horse: *whinnies* “Must have been the new stable hand, ol’ Théo. Heard that they’ve been shagging Midnight Blazer with that monster dick”
Hackney Horse: *whinnies* “Must have been the new stable hand, ol’ Théo. Heard that they’ve been shagging Midnight Blazer with that monster dick”
by Simps4restorativepractioners September 13, 2022
(I’m Théo btw, this was written by someone else that I find hilarious lmao)
Describes someone who exhibits an intense, often unsettling enthusiasm for certain activities, typically in a way that makes others raise an eyebrow and reconsider their life choices. Commonly associated with Théo, the undisputed champion of being down bad.
Synonyms: Théo, absolute menace, bedroom acrobat, certified freak (seven days a week), unhinged romantic, overenthusiastic participant, problem.
Describes someone who exhibits an intense, often unsettling enthusiasm for certain activities, typically in a way that makes others raise an eyebrow and reconsider their life choices. Commonly associated with Théo, the undisputed champion of being down bad.
Synonyms: Théo, absolute menace, bedroom acrobat, certified freak (seven days a week), unhinged romantic, overenthusiastic participant, problem.
"Bro, chill. You’re acting like a total Théo right now."
"She said she liked handcuffs, and Théo took that as a personal challenge."
"You see that dude buying a bulk order of whipped cream and rope? Yeah, that’s Théo."
Etymology: Derived from the ancient Théoan philosophy, which states, "If it exists, I will make it freaky."
Usage note: If someone calls you a Théo, it’s either a compliment or a red flag—sometimes both.
"She said she liked handcuffs, and Théo took that as a personal challenge."
"You see that dude buying a bulk order of whipped cream and rope? Yeah, that’s Théo."
Etymology: Derived from the ancient Théoan philosophy, which states, "If it exists, I will make it freaky."
Usage note: If someone calls you a Théo, it’s either a compliment or a red flag—sometimes both.
by theostarguyyy February 08, 2025
by kitt💖🙈 February 05, 2022
The best person you've ever met. God in person (Ehe ! Yes Theo means God :-)!) Théo is beautiful, intelligent, strong, and loved by everyone. He also has a lot of love to give but no one to do it.
Théo is a genius. Théo is the most beautiful.
by Snsndf November 21, 2021