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Théo

The looks of a British schoolboy but with the size of a cock typically seen on a Clydesdale and the thighs of Hercules.
Intimidating as that may seem, they are incredibly gentle natured and fiercely loyal. If you are ever so fortunate enough to be taken as a lover by one, use a lot of lube.
Shetland Pony: *neighs* “I saw the creases and folds along the pants of a human the other day, had a cock bigger than mine…”
Hackney Horse: *whinnies* “Must have been the new stable hand, ol’ Théo. Heard that they’ve been shagging Midnight Blazer with that monster dick
by Simps4restorativepractioners September 13, 2022
mugGet the Théomug.

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