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To deliver a parental lecture via text
It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!
texture by Moma Mia September 18, 2012
Aging. Savvy .
She's got a little texture going on around her eyes and cheeks
That's a little more texture than you're used to dating.
Texture by PegszEggs November 21, 2017
something with a mild scent, feel, hear, thought, taste, sea, rub, caress, sleet
Did u see the texture on that frog?

That guy was walking with so much texture?

I like ze texture.
Texture by Shmackmenbois June 3, 2018

texture-of-reality 

Film connecting the discreteness of the radial supersets with the countably-infinite transfinite points in Vikaasian space.
The texture-of-reality is a limina traversing the discrete area of uncountable radial lines and the countably infinite points of Vikaasian space.

It connects the countable and the discrete.
texture-of-reality by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Texture Fatigue 

It's a made up fatigue where your sanity is being destroyed from repetitively texturing Splatoon models for two days.
Velepexon is dying of death because of his Texture Fatigue.
Texture Fatigue by okmrsavage September 17, 2022

Texture Nazi 

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".
How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.
Texture Nazi by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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