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Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.
“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”
Textually attractive by PaKir February 28, 2019
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textually attractive

derived from being "sexually attractive"; being TEXTUALLY ATTRACTIVE is when you or the person you are texting is so absolutely, positively enjoyable to text! You just wanna keep gettin' those messages over and over again ;D
OMG I got Lena's number!

For reals? So I hear you guys started talking...

Yeah! She is so textually attractive; she replies in a matter of seconds and just keeps the conversation flowing :D

sextually attractive 

Being very alluring and captivating while you sext someone.

Someone who can keep the conversation flowing, and is very descriptive.
Talk about being sextually attractive; That chick is such a freak. She wrote me a whole novel describing how she would blow me in an elevator.

textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.
Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.

Textual attractiveness

Verbiage used in a text conversation that is especially sassy. Including and not limited to double entendre.
Textual attractiveness by Jimb000 September 1, 2009
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