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Texter's Remorse 

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.
An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)
Texter's Remorse by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008
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Texter's Remorse 

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^
Texter's Remorse by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026