Text tarded
A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
Text tarded by dksuperman March 28, 2016
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Textarded
Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.
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texttarded
One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.
texttarded by Mauimac March 7, 2016
Textarded
a) One who is retarded in the ways of modern texting, i.e not knowing the lingo, such as lmfao, lol, idk, etc.
b) One who does not know how to text at all.
b) One who does not know how to text at all.
Daughter: Idk, Mom, my bff Jill told me on me on the DL and I instantly lmfao.
Mom: *blank stare*
Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.
Mom: *blank stare*
Daughter: You're so textarded, Mom.
Textarded by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
textarded
a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.
bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!
bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!
bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!
bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.
XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!
bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.
textarded by checkitoutfool May 20, 2010
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